#rolphus tiddle

[malaproposmongrel]

okay this one goes out to all of the "tellurians have tails" truthers. i love how that headcanon spread like wildfire in our itty bitty community and its stuck in my head permanently, to the point where listening to the whole series through (again), ive started thinking more about it. like... pleck is from a lower wrangus in the system, and its been proved via maginak that the higher in the wrangus system you go the more wealthy and high class it is. where pleck is a farmer, maginak is a banker. so ive wondered if only the more rural wrangus planets have tellurians with tails, while the more industrial wrangus tellurians dont??? bc of evolution??

and if so, where does that leave seesu and rolphus and hark and ballwheat (and centurion and justin and janelle)?? we never learn which planet any of them are from, even if its somewhat implied that theyre higher class than pleck. would any of them have tails? if rolphus has a tail, would the CLINTs have tails too??? we know how heavily modified they are genetically, so it be likely that their tails would be removed since theyre a deficit in combat (sticks out, weak zone, etc)

i want a class discussion

[aj-2884]

I'm obsessed with the rebellion trio's dynamic

[pinnithin]

version without text bc this actually turned out decent. god i love these three sm

[cyberstevie]

i just think rolphus tiddle is unintentionally the funniest bitch alive. the allegedly super cool pilot commander whose dna was chosen to make supersoldiers out of fucking hates the crew so goddamn much because they keep trying to establish a friendly rapport with him. i miss season 2 when he was their boss and trying to give them missions worked him into a murderous frenzy because they kept telling him about their interpersonal issues

[z-nogyrop]

i think the funniest headcanon @cyberstevie and i have for mission to zyxx is that rolphus tiddle is trans, and therefore every clint is also trans, except instead of genetically modifying a single chromosome they all individually get top surgery and go on HRT. its a huge waste of resources honestly

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

ROLPHUS TIDDLE IF YOU HURT A SINGLE FUCKING HAIR ON AJ’S HEAD I WILL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB I DON’T CARE HOW INTERDIMENSIONAL YOU ARE

[pinnithin]

rebel polycule has such a threatening aura... i miss having the gang together

[cyberstevie]

rolphus teedle

see i think the issue is im not just the only person who LIKES rolphus tiddle i think im also the only person who CARES about rolphus tiddle. name me one other person. i dont even think winston cares about rolphus tiddle

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Comparing season 2 Rolphus Tiddle with season 3 AJ is so funny